
so imagine you're playing zelda, but instead of leading link through a pseudo-medieval fantasy land to some princess that needs saving, you move your electronic avatar through a kaleidoscope neon dystopia, all vibrant color swirls and orchestral interludes, synth stabs replacing sword thrusts. a magical mystery quest. and at the end of it, the physical journey you took covered only the distance from the dance floor to the men's room. ...with or without a blonde princess waiting for you outside.
danger 88:88
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